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  "text": "RE: https:// mstdn.party/@mcspocky/11701126 7732384614 FYI this is a sin if you’re a # catholic . i get one of the big things about Vatican II is to pivot away from talking damnation, but this is 100% against the # Beatitudes ; and the reason Papa Kiko and Pope Bob have made it very clear LGBTQI are god’s children too. also: this # cruelty is so typical of USA # evangelicalism (aka # christofascism ) that bears reminding, most USA evangelical groups refuse to join the communion of ecumenism proposed by the RCC that rejects antisemitism, homophobia, etc",
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  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T23:33:28.688Z",
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  "author_name": "your auntifa liza 🇵🇷  🦛 🦦"
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  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@mntmn/117011631926515071",
  "rank": 19,
  "text": "sorry but "ai" is just a big ol' load of crap",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T23:56:49.427Z",
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  "author_name": "Lucie / minute"
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  "rank": 14,
  "text": "I love this so much",
  "author": "[email protected]",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T23:03:56.000Z",
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  "author_name": "captain acab :antifa: 🏳️‍🌈"
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  "url": "https://mastodon.archive.org/@internetarchive/117011412093640223",
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  "text": "🌈 The year is 2010. 🎶 \"Always\" by Erasure is blasting as you mash the Z key ⌨️ in pursuit of a new high score 🏆 all while living your best sparkly robot unicorn life 🦄✨. While we can't actually time travel 🤖, ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK is still playable thanks to digital preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash may be gone 👋, but your favorite internet games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it today on the Internet Archive ⤵️ https:// archive.org/details/robotunico rnattack_flash",
  "author": "[email protected]",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T23:00:55.000Z",
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  "author_name": "internetarchive"
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  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117011414273697722",
  "rank": 20,
  "text": null,
  "author": "VeroniqueB99",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T23:01:28.311Z",
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  "author_name": "Vee"
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{
  "url": "https://beige.party/@TwoClownsEating/117011242095258615",
  "rank": 17,
  "text": "Definitely not an accident waiting to happen. I sit directly beneath this. If I stop posting, you can probably guess what happened. \"It's what he would have wanted \"",
  "author": "[email protected]",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T22:17:41.000Z",
  "status_id": "117011242263500425",
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  "author_name": "Mat B"
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  "url": "https://chaos.social/@slothrop/117010824695707618",
  "rank": 20,
  "text": "making a little mark in my calendar, because today was the first time I saw a tender requirement saying “no part of the code or the other deliverables may be produced using AI”",
  "author": "[email protected]",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T20:31:32.000Z",
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  "author_name": "Tyrone Slothrop"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan/117011107597053310",
  "rank": 19,
  "text": "You wouldn't walk into an Apple store and offer them "exposure" for a MacBook. Stop treating creators like a charity. https://www. joanwestenberg.com/p/fuck-you- pay-me",
  "author": "Daojoan",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T21:43:28.793Z",
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  "author_name": "JA Westenberg"
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  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@GeePawHill/117010838340214477",
  "rank": 18,
  "text": "If your left-leaning candidate lost their primary, that does *not* mean they -- or you -- failed. Parties can do math, and they respond to primary runs. If they move their dominant candidate even one inch to the left, as a result of a close-run primary, we still won. We didn't get in to this shithole in one election, and we're not gonna get out of it one election. Please don't storm off and non-vote in the generals. Celebrate your smaller w, and lay plans to make it bigger.",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T20:35:00.265Z",
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  "author_name": "GeePawHill"
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  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2/117011232474875184",
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  "text": ""If I asked you where the hell we were," said Arthur weakly, "would I regret it?" Ford stood up. "We're safe," he said. "Oh good," said Arthur. "We're in a small galley cabin," said Ford, "in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet." "Ah," said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of." # HitchhikersGuide # DouglasAdams # quotes # quote # bot",
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  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T22:15:14.293Z",
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  "author_name": "Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"
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