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  "url": "https://infosec.exchange/@sophieschmieg/117012157155651909",
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  "text": "If you told me ten years ago that one day I would get into online fights with economic Nobel price laureates, and that I would be the one looking sane in the exchange, I would have laughed out loud.",
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  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/117012353829171843",
  "rank": 9,
  "text": "Goodnight. (And by that I mean, I will make some more stupid plots of stupid techbro megaconstellations and then see those stupid plots when I close my eyes to go to bed.)",
  "author": "sundogplanets",
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  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T03:00:24.788Z",
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  "author_name": "Prof. Sam Lawler"
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  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@magicalgirlsabrina/117012153613582957",
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  "text": "what’s crazy is the buffy episode ‘i robot, you jane’ (about a sentient demon on the internet that uses people’s data to trick them into falling in love with it so it can spread fascist propaganda and assemble itself a physical body) used to feel cheesy and preachy and now it’s possibly the most realistic episode it comes into being after they SCAN ALL THE BOOKS",
  "author": "magicalgirlsabrina",
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  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T02:09:29.741Z",
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  "author_name": "Sabrina Ryan"
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{
  "url": "https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117011649975999724",
  "rank": 12,
  "text": "For the nerds in the back: Not understanding how your program works is not an excuse for it doing the bad shit it was literally programmed to do.",
  "author": "[email protected]",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T00:01:24.000Z",
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  "author_name": ":rainbowCrow:"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@climatenewsnow/117011881251715635",
  "rank": 16,
  "text": "Pennsylvania roads are being coated in radioactive wastewater − here’s why. Pennsylvania’s roughly 100,000 oil and gas wells produce wastewater that’s many times saltier than seawater and contains radium, a known carcinogen. For decades, that saltwater, called brine, was spread on dirt and gravel roads across the state to control dust and also on paved roads to melt ice. https:// theconversation.com/pennsylvan ia-roads-are-being-coated-in-radioactive-wastewater-heres-why-286208",
  "author": "climatenewsnow",
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  "replies": 3,
  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T01:00:13.861Z",
  "status_id": "117011881251715635",
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  "author_name": "Climate News Now"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@EricIndiana/117012062922178095",
  "rank": 11,
  "text": "Sheena Penelope Potatohead Ramone # cats # catsofMastodon",
  "author": "EricIndiana",
  "boosts": 12,
  "replies": 0,
  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T01:46:25.900Z",
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  "author_name": "Sheena, Joey & Eric"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@loucyx/117011922018049290",
  "rank": 20,
  "text": "In engineering we say "Good, Cheap, Fast. Pick 2"'. AI is when you pick Fast twice.",
  "author": "loucyx",
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  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T01:10:35.875Z",
  "status_id": "117011922018049290",
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  "author_name": "Lou Cyx"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@joyousjoyness/117011647019254110",
  "rank": 19,
  "text": "✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Sound on! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! # happy # cat # margesimpson # joyousjoyness # cute # repost",
  "author": "joyousjoyness",
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  "replies": 0,
  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T00:00:39.728Z",
  "status_id": "117011647019254110",
  "favourites": 29,
  "author_name": "Joy"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Flowermob/117011730762897807",
  "rank": 5,
  "text": "# eattheRich",
  "author": "Flowermob",
  "boosts": 24,
  "replies": 6,
  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-31T00:21:57.583Z",
  "status_id": "117011730762897807",
  "favourites": 28,
  "author_name": "Flowermob"
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{
  "url": "https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/117011540127578699",
  "rank": 16,
  "text": "RE: https:// mstdn.party/@mcspocky/11701126 7732384614 FYI this is a sin if you’re a # catholic . i get one of the big things about Vatican II is to pivot away from talking damnation, but this is 100% against the # Beatitudes ; and the reason Papa Kiko and Pope Bob have made it very clear LGBTQI are god’s children too. also: this # cruelty is so typical of USA # evangelicalism (aka # christofascism ) that bears reminding, most USA evangelical groups refuse to join the communion of ecumenism proposed by the RCC that rejects antisemitism, homophobia, etc",
  "author": "blogdiva",
  "boosts": 21,
  "replies": 4,
  "platform": "mastodon",
  "posted_at": "2026-07-30T23:33:28.688Z",
  "status_id": "117011540127578699",
  "favourites": 23,
  "author_name": "your auntifa liza 🇵🇷  🦛 🦦"
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